Nov 15, 2011

Ten ways you can tell we live in a world without men


The 90's sitcom Living Single's Maxine once asked the question, " Kedeshia, What would the world be like without men?" Kedeshia responds " A bunch of fat happy women with no crime."  We all start out without the Y chromosome which makes us females. Here are ten ways to tell that you live in a world without men.

1.  Jewelry stores would most likely go out of business

2.  Instead of bars, there would be spa's everywhere.

3.  Beer wouldn't have been invented, instead there would be carbonated cosmopolitans. (Don't steal my idea) ;-)

4.  Everyone's cycle would sink up and once a month we'd all have a week off.

5.  No more women dealing with the side effects of birth control. We would all be artificially inseminated when the time was right.

6.  Hooters and strip clubs would be non exsistence.

7.  Cars would have lots of cup holders and they would come in a bigger variety of colors.

8.  There wouldn't be a prison b/c you wouldn't need one. 97% of prisons are male.

9.  There would be no wars and there would be world conferences throughout the year.

10.  Black Friday would happen more than once a year.

What do you think the world would be without men?

9 comments:

  1. I think the world would be boooooring lol thank the good Lord for men Xx

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  2. LOL!!! THANK GOD FOR THE Y CHROMOSOME!

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  3. Haha!!!
    LOVEEEEE this concept ♥

    I loveee the idea of spa's everywhere and black Fridays!

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  4. Haha, awesome post hun...I can so envision pink and purple cars, peace and zero crime in the alternate universe you write about

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  5. Tarah, I love this post! I could not stop laughing when you wrote there would be no beer yet carbonated cosmos!

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  6. LOL Tarah! I like number 3&4 ! If I could get a week off everytime "that time of the month" came around...life would be beautiful!!
    Ha carbonated cosmo's...that sounds tasty!

    I don't know what a world with out men would be like.....a lot of un opened jars in my house and a broke down car.

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  7. 4. Everyone's cycle would sink up and once a month we'd all have a week off.

    5. No more women dealing with the side effects of birth control. We would all be artificially inseminated when the time was right.

    ^^That should happen!! AHHH. I'm so mad that men are here right now, lol. I also thinks that sports on sundays would no longer be a huge deal and we'd honor WE wedding sundays like we SHOULD lol. Also - those silly stadiums? Knock 'em down and build spa castles. seriously. with stores attached and free mimosas on weekends.

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  8. This is funny! Like the saying goes you can't live with em, you can't live without em.

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  9. i say, instead of bars there would be shoe stores everywhere. and every shoe store would have a chocolate and wine bar inside :)

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